Movie MemeI'm procrastinating.
For those of you who know me well, you must surely be lacing up your skates for a long day of ice-skating in Hell. I stumbled upon this little interactive movie-quote game on someone else's blog, and decided it was too fun to pass up.
- Pick 13 movies that you enjoy.
- Pick a line of dialogue that you like.
- As people guess the film, strike out that entry (Post your guesses as comments)
- NO cheating!!! That means NO: Google, IMDb, etc.!
Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee BEADY eyes! and that smug look on his face, 'Oh! You're gonna buy my chicken, OHHH!
Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass! Answer: So I Married an Axe-Murderer
Hes an asshole, sir Major Asshole.
Then whos he?
He's an asshole too, sir.
I knew it, Im surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! Answer: Spaceballs
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day, we fight! Answer: Return of the King
How do you define real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Answer: The Matrix
TOE PICK! Answer: The Cutting Edge
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. Answer: Boondock Saints (I LOVE this movie)
Just remember that God never dumps more on us than we can handle.
Oh, is that available stitched on a pillow somewhere?
Oh Louis, Louis, still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? Ive had to listen to that for centuries! Dont be afraid, Im going to give you the choice I never had. Answer: Interview With the Vampire
I am Jacks complete lack of surprise. Answer: Fight Club
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
Why does it say paper jam when there is NO paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days Im just going to kick this piece of shit out the window! Answer: Office Space
You were martyred?
That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by a huge fucking rock. Answer: Dogma
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun. Answer: Full Metal Jacket
What about the ROUS's?
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. Answer: The Princess Bride
One left to go! Thanks to everyone who's played :D
Listening to: Dare You To Move - Switchfoot